Transfer news: Who the hell is Fabio Paim?

He’s the next Ronaldinho (without all the weight). He also bears a strong resemblance to Jar Jar Binks. But I digress. Paim’s a winger. A flashy one. He’s got “bags of pace,” and “uncanny” ball control. All this and he can’t even break into his own club’s first team? Sounds fishy. It’s apparently not fishy to Uncle Phil, who pushed through a season-long loan deal for the 20-year-old Portugese prospect early last week. An option to buy is attached. On with the profile. What we know for sure

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